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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

ARGUMENT JOKE


Two boys were arguing when the teacher 

entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"


One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and 

decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the 

teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a

 lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

WHAT ARE THOSE TWO THINGS


A girl and a boy are talking.

The girl says, "You would be a good dancer except for two things."

The boy asks, "What are those two things?"

The girl answers, "Your feet."

THE BAD NEWS JOKES IN ENGLISH


A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."

The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."

The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"

The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

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